Year 2010

I was thinking about how was this year(2010) for me. Well when i see my personal life it was very good cause my sister got married with dipesh(my jij). Diwali celebration was unfogetable cause we celebrate this diwali with mama-mami & jiju.

Dont ask about my professional life, nothing went good for me. Looking for dream job still...

Well forget about past i should look forward for new year.

Joined Diligent Technologies getting very good experience n also very good friends.

I hope coming year will shape my carrier otheriwse i will shape this year the way i want.Thats the SELF-CONFIDENCE.

HAPPY NEW YEAR...

Net Booster

Internet speed was very slow, so i asked to reliance custmer care & got reply that install reliance net booster software from their website, to get better speed. I installed it & shocked not because the fast speed of internet but cause of "The speed i get was very good before the net buster install".

At the end if you get bored from your very fast internet speed, den just install NET BUSTER.

Stand In Longest queue

Me & my friend(Sandy) got mail from L&T Mumbai for aptitute test on sunday. So i told him to reserve tickets for Sinhgad Express. We got train from Shivaji Nagar at 6:00 am. Thanks to my uncle(Manu Kaka) who dropped me exactly 2 min before at station. After that we enjoyed traveling & left train at Kalyan. From there we took bus to reach L&T. After that we had little breakfast, Sandy had fast as usual. There was huge rush outside the company, we neglected & stand in a queue n our hell life starts. We stand in a queue at 10:00am & we enter in company at 6:00pm for document varification. Exam was end at 8:00pm. Around 5-6K students were present for the test.This was very worst experienced by L&T. When we come back to pune sandy took the SWARE that he never go to attend interview outside the pune. I enjoyed the day cause test was easy for me, but still no result frm L&T means u get it...

आज बरयाच दिवसानी ब्लॉगवर काही तरी पोस्ट करत आहे. वेळच मिळत नाही आजकाल. Monday to friday job & weekend interviews. माज्या रूम मधला fan बंद पडला आहे जोप येत नाहीये, नेटला स्पीड खुप कमी आहे, म्हणुन चालू आहे आपला टाइमपास.

Aaj khush to bohot hoge tum...

Today i am very happy, i dont know why? nothing great has happened but still i am happy. No one has transferred huge amount of dollers into my account & even no girl said, she loves me. But still. Ye jo life hai naa kya gul khilati hai kabhi pata nahi chalata. today i dont have anything but still i am feeling billionaries. I want to pray god just keep your "Krupa" like this on me, i dont want anything rather than this.
O god, Keep every one happy like me.......

Happy Independece Day...

सायकल नेहाल ची आठवण माझी

आज नेहाल(my 7yrs cousin)ला नवीन सायकल आणली खूपचं छान आहे. सायकल पाहून तो खूप आनंदित होता. मलाहि खूप आवडली आणि मनात आठवणीना उजाळा मिळाला After schooling i started to go college & after finishing college I go to tuition. So i need a cycle & told my pappa that i want a cycle not like that so boring ATLAS i want latest model RENGER. That time renger cycles were few to see.Pappa bought RENGER cycle for me. After getting that cycle i was very happy & feel like (don’t have words). There were so many things related to that cycle some of them are... सायकल घाण नसतानाही मी तिला रोज नळाला पाणी आले कि धुवायचो.मी केव्हा केव्हा सायकल घरात चालवायचो.रेडियम तर खूप लावायचो. प्रत्येक आठवड्याला रेडियमवाल्याकडे जायचो.मागे कोण बसले कि खूप राग यायचा.सायकल खूप चालवली.पण सायकल शिकण्यासाठी खूप मेहनत घेतली अजूनहि गुढघ्यावरती वन आहेत पडलेले. हे मात्र नेहाल नक्की मिस करेल कारण त्याच्या सायकलने पडणे आशक्य होते. After a long time I remembered my childhood things. I enjoyed a lot..

Weak Week

This was very "Bakwaas" week for me. All credit goes to AGS Technology. Why i'm thinking about them it was their role, but i forgot my role. This isn't fare amol what you are doing.

Dont waste time,

you are the best,

you can do anything,

you have that power,

just do it, dont waste time.

Think about long term. These days will go soon.

Dot worry god's great. Everything will be okay. Starts with a good from tomarrow. Forget everything "Just do your work don't think about future"...

Bye the way i am posting this because i dont want to forget these f**** days...

Last night Dinner at Karve Nagar...

Last night i was thinking to have dinner outside so i called my friend aavi & told him "i will join you in your mess for having dinner". Then he replied lets have dinner in hotel. I told him that i am now "bhukkad". He replied i know yaar after all you are my friend. After that we went at Karve Nagar to have dinner i dont know name of hotel. Aavi ordered non-veg for him & veg thali for me. It includes 3 chapatties. Those chapatties were thinest chapatti i seen ever.

My friend made a peace of all that 3 chapatties & eat in one shot. A couple seats parallel to us looking all this & they suddenly laugh, me too join them & even a waiter also. from that dinner we decided to dont have chapatties in any hotel.... Bye the way when you want to have dinner please avoid Karve Nagar.

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साले कहा कहा से चले आते है Software Company खोलने...

Yesterday i went for interview at AGS Technology located Balagi nagar. After intro she(interviewer) told about her company & it will be 2 years bond of rs 2 lack first 6 months you will get 2500 stipend & after that it will be 4000-5000 per month. I told her i am not interested in your company & just back my resume. She told i cant give you back your resume.

So guies if you or your friend or even your enemy got call mail sms from anyone for interview at AGS Technologies then avoid him to go over there.

I will publish list of these kinds of companies with the help of all my friends who face such situation.

This is my most satisfied win over computer at level 7.

Sometimes no one can help.... even your best one's..

Om Shanti Om

Itni shidaat se maine tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai,
ki har zaare ne mujhe tumse milane ki saazish ki hai.

Kehte hain ki ...... Agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho to puri kayanat usey tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai.


Aaj aap sabh ne mujhe meri chaahat se milaeya, thank you, thank you very much. Main aap sab ka shukar guzaar hoon.
Ki aapne mere kwabon ko yakeen mein badal diya, itna ki I feel like the King of thee World.

Aur aaj, is baat ka bhi yakeen ho gaya, ki humari filmon ki tarah humari zindagi mein bhi end mein sab theek ho jaata hai.
Happys Endings. Aur agar, aur agar theek na ho to woh the end nahin hai dosto, picture abhi baaki hai.

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Hats off to the Murali.....

One of the greatest player in the world has retired from test cricket. 800 wickets in 133 matches, Its amazing. Every one knows about his records but rather thah his records in cricket, he is great human being because he has been never realted to any contraversy in his carrer. One think about Murali is i never forget his lots of smile when he comes for the bat. He keeps his smile even if lanka is going to lose. It teaches us that if we are in trouble or u r going to lose then also keep your smile. As exactly oppsosite this people like me even if then are on winning edge they still cry....

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HR Interview Questions

Y'day i was thinking to be prepare for HR interview. so that i surf some sites for that & some of the sites are really good. Answers for all questions are really best. I notice answers for most of the questions asks in interview. If you want to prepare check atleast once http://careerride.com/ 

http://www.allinterview.com/showanswers/8775.

html http://jobsearch.about.com/od/interviewquestionsanswers/qt/

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Interview

आज खूप टेन्शन आले आहे, यार वैताग आला आहे. असे वाटतंय कि शिकून मुर्खपणा केला आहे, 

आज एका companit interview ला गेलो होते, खूप काही विचारलं , माझा interview OK गेला.

& they asked about salary expection to me. I told 10,000. she said how could you expect at this level. After giving a long speech she told "you will get 3000 rs & working time 10-7 only one weekly off according to her it will be good opportunity for me"...

After that i shoked when i heard this opportunity....

Life is going so bakwas, i never forget this fuck days...

चलो कहते हर शाम के बाद सवेरा होता है, कोई और कंपनी मेरा इंतजार कर रही होगी...

तू नहीं तो और सही..

Amol dont worry everything will be okey.

Be positive, Be positive!!!

ऐसे सोच सोच के i think मेरा blood ग्रुप भी change हो रहा है....

हमनी किसी का बुरा नहीं किया ना भगवन हमारे साथ कभी बुरा नहीं करेगा...

Bolo ALL IS WELL..

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बाभळीचे धरण

काल पर्यंत बाभळी म्हणजे झाड माहित होते पण आज कळले कि बाभळी धरण हि आहे आणि तेही वादात. काय होणार  या देशाचे काय माहित. 
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EPIC - First Indian Browser

          I just download & used epic browser it seems very good. I liked it not because it is developed in india but it is really cool. I dont want to say anything just replace your browser with epic & be indian. At the end it is supported by firefox means you know it.. If they remove status bar then it looks good. Home button not available if some got please inform me.
          According to me if they didnt take the help of Firefox then " AUR MAZA AATA"...
 
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Good joke of the month

Y'day we were discussing about hr interview then one of my friend asked, What kind of answer should give when hr asks "what are your weak points" Then we discuss about answers & suddenly my friend told one real answer "I cant say no to anyone". Then my other friend told "If hr tells you he wants to **** you then still, can you say no?????"..........

HAAAAAA........... HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.......... HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII we enjoyed a lot

By da way i am posting this via mail. its too good.
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आज तेव्हा हरवल्या सारखे वाटत आहे..

आज फारच बोर होत आहे, झोपही येत नाहीये. म्हणून माझी 1 बालपणाची गोष्ट शेर करावी वाटत आहे. मी 1ली ला होतो, लहानपणी आह्माला शाळेत सोडायला कोणीही येत नसे, शाळेत जाताना आझीची आठवण झाली आणि मी निघालो सोलापूर च्या दिशेने कारण आजी सोलापूरला राहायची. माहित होते कि सोलापूर या दिशेने आहे म्हणून पण हे नव्हते माहित के तो रस्ता फक्त आझीच्या घरी जात नाही. नळदुर्ग गेले अणदूर आले (4-5 किलोमितर). एका ठिकाणी बसून रडत असताना 2-3 लोक आले आणि त्यांना वाटले कि हा मुलगा अन्दुरचा आहे. त्यांनी मला पूर्ण अणदूर फिरवले लोकांना विचारत कि हा कोणाचा मुलगा आहे. शेवटी ते मला म्हणाले कि तुला आता आह्मी पोलिसात देतो. तेह्वा मात्र मी घाबरलो आणि मी त्यांना बोललो कि मला पोलिसाकडे देऊ नका. माझ्या वडिलांचे नळदुर्ग मह्ध्ये हॉटेल आहे आणि त्यांचे नाव पाटील आहे. आणि अणदूर च्या शाळेत नळदुर्ग ची खूप मुले शिकतात, तर रोडवर जात आसलेया 1का मुलाला त्यांनी विचारले व ते मला घेऊन आमच्या घरी आले. आणि इकडे माझी आई वेडी झाली होती, त्यांनी पूर्ण नळदुर्ग शोधले होते. आणि पप्पा आईला सांगायचे कि माझा मुलगा खूप हुशार आहे तो येईल कि नाही बग...

Yesterday i was thinking to check some search engines other than google. So i started to see indian search engines, first one was Zatka. When i search something then i got really zatka. & their logo is "One of the fastest Indian search engine, powerful like Zatka, so beware!". I thought i have to take their logo seriously. Normally all search engines are FATTU, but their names definitely makes you laugh like sholay, pakoda, lambadi, jaldi karo. He bhagwan utha le mero ko nahi in logo ko.

Cost of Bharat Bandh

Fuckoff
Whats going on in this country, i heard the news "Nation lost Rs. 13000 Crore" because of bharat bandh. I was shocked when i read this news, i think those who were supported bundh, 95% people are not aware of it. Opposition party's shame on you. This is not the write way, if you were on the ruling party then fuel prices might be rised. Now a days we should fight for internet, new technology we are fighting for basic things. How would india become super power. I dont know, i am doing my job i am NOT supporting this bandh........

बंद करा हे बंद

Sorry Shanktiman

I remembered my childhood incident today. I was studing in 7 std.
I was fond of "Shaktiman" tv serial but problem was that timing of
serial was 12:00 pm on saturday. Our school ends at 12:30 pm on
saturday. So we always miss that serial.
One day me & my three friends(Sagar, Raja & Yasin) decided
to leave school while going to su at interval(11:30am). We went to
home enjoyed that serial & talked about episod on sunday. But next
day was not good for us, because school Head Master had made the
list who were absent after satarday's interval. That HM was so strict
he called us & given a punishment(कोंबडा करायला लावला for 2 hrs) & then
hited us by rule. That was unforgettable day of my life. We were went
home with lots of tear. From then i hate "Shaktiman".....